A Woman's Voice

JUST FOR LAFFS ~ Gender of A Fly ~ November 4, 2011 by Dolores Ayotte


A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

“What are you doing?”
She asked.

“Hunting Flies”
He responded.

“Oh. ! Killing any?”
She asked.

“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied. 

Intrigued, she asked. 

“How can you tell them apart?”



He responded,
“3 were on a beer can, 
2 were on the phone.” 

JUST FOR LAFFS ~ October 7, 2011

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QUOTE OF THE DAY ~ “A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item she doesn’t want.” ~ Source Unknown


JUST FOR LAFFS ~ September 30, 2011

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QUOTE OF THE DAY ~ “Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.” ~ Source Unknown


MIRACLE MONDAY ~ “LAFF” ~ MAY 2, 2011 by Dolores Ayotte

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In two of my previous posts I mentioned my great pleasure in the solving of all kinds of puzzles. I also stated that one of my favorite expressions is Live…Laugh…Love. When I found this quote, it made me think about both of these earlier posts. Instead of repeating what I wrote, perhaps you would like to take a moment to read them.  Please click on  “LAFF” or  “Psst…Hey EWE” and you’ll know exactly what I mean.

BLOG HOPPING DAY ~ Permission To Live ~ March 30, 2011

Posted in BLOG HOPPING by doloresayotte on March 30, 2011
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In one of my previous post, I explained the origin of one of my favorite quotes, “Live, Laugh, Love”.  You can check it out if you haven’t read it yet but today is a continuation of that simple, little philosophy.

I very much enjoyed reading “Permission to Live” on The Scarred Seeker. As soon as I saw the above quote in this post, I knew I was meant to share it with all of you. Enjoy!

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