A Woman's Voice


JUST FOR LAFFS ~ Gender of A Fly ~ November 4, 2011 by Dolores Ayotte

JUST TOO CUTE 

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

“What are you doing?”
She asked.

“Hunting Flies”
He responded.

“Oh. ! Killing any?”
She asked.

“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied. 

Intrigued, she asked. 

“How can you tell them apart?”

 

 

He responded,
“3 were on a beer can, 
2 were on the phone.” 

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JUST FOR LAFFS ~ October 27, 2011 by Dolores Ayotte

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QUOTE OF THE DAY ~ “Be thankful for what you have.  Be creative. Be innovative. Think differently and positively. When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile. Face your past without regret.  Handle your present with confidence.  Prepare for the future without fear.  Keep the faith and drop the fear. The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling. And even more beautiful, is knowing that you are the reason behind it! “~ Source Unknown 

 

JUST FOR LAFFS ~ October 14, 2011 by Dolores Ayotte

QUOTE OF THE DAY ~ “Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough.” ~ Source Unknown

 

JUST FOR LAFFS ~ October 7, 2011

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QUOTE OF THE DAY ~ “A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item she doesn’t want.” ~ Source Unknown

 

JUST FOR LAFFS ~ September 30, 2011

Posted in JUST FOR LAFFS by doloresayotte on September 30, 2011
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QUOTE OF THE DAY ~ “Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.” ~ Source Unknown

 


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