JUST FOR LAFFS ~ December 16, 2011 by Dolores Ayotte
JOKE OF THE DAY ~ Life’s like that!
A man who had been called for jury duty asked to be excused. The judge asked, “On what grounds?”
“We’re very busy at the office, sir, and I ought to be there,” the man said.
“So you’re one of those men who think they’re indispensable. You think the firm can’t do without you, is that it?”
“No, sir, far from that,” the man replied. “I know very well they can do without me. I don’t want them to find that out.”
“Excused,” the judge said.
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JUST FOR LAFFS ~ December 9, 2011
Dear God: When we get to Heaven, can we sit
on your couch? Or will it be the same old story?
QUOTE OF THE DAY
“It’s hard to be sympathetic about ‘the loneliness at the top’ when you’re being smothered by the crowds at the bottom.”
“Greatness is achieved not by wanting to be great, but by wanting to be useful.”
“There’s hardly anything a person does easily that wasn’t first difficult.” Sources Unknown
JUST FOR LAFFS ~ Dear God ~ December 2, 2011
Dear God: Is it on purpose that our
Names are spelled the same, only in reverse?
Quote of The Day
“The best thing to do behind a person’s back is to pat it.”
“Many times, we may not be able to find help but there is never a time when we can’t give it.”
“A wish is a desire without an attempt”. ~ Sources Unknown
JUST FOR LAFFS ~ November 24, 2011 by Dolores Ayotte
QUOTE OF THE DAY
“The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat…it’s watching what everyone else eats.” ~ Source Unknown
I would like to take this opportunity to wish all my American friends a very Happy Thanksgiving!
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JUST FOR LAFFS ~ November 18, 2011 By Dolores Ayotte
PILLOW TALK
“The only thing on earth that’s never in danger of being overdone is silence.”
“Humans were made to run on love, and they do not function well on anything else.”
“A man who correctly guesses a woman’s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright.” ~ Sources Unknown
JUST FOR LAFFS ~ Gender of A Fly ~ November 4, 2011 by Dolores Ayotte
JUST TOO CUTE
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter
“What are you doing?”
She asked.
“Hunting Flies”
He responded.
“Oh. ! Killing any?”
She asked.
“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied.
Intrigued, she asked.
“How can you tell them apart?”
He responded,
“3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.”
JUST FOR LAFFS ~ October 27, 2011 by Dolores Ayotte
QUOTE OF THE DAY ~ “Be thankful for what you have. Be creative. Be innovative. Think differently and positively. When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile. Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear. Keep the faith and drop the fear. The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling. And even more beautiful, is knowing that you are the reason behind it! “~ Source Unknown
JUST FOR LAFFS ~ October 21, 2011 by Dolores Ayotte
QUOTE OF THE DAY
“Some of the greatest contributions to literature were made by people who threatened to write a book but never got around to it.” ~ Source Unknown
JUST FOR LAFFS ~ October 14, 2011 by Dolores Ayotte
QUOTE OF THE DAY ~ “Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough.” ~ Source Unknown
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JUST FOR LAFFS ~ October 7, 2011
QUOTE OF THE DAY ~ “A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item she doesn’t want.” ~ Source Unknown
